Living in the sunny city of Huntington Beach in Southern California. Ask for social media
You may choose one weirdly specific and mildly useful superpower
When grabbing a handful of something, you end up with the exact number needed
You know exactly what time it will begin raining in your immediate area that day
Once a week, you can manifest a one-person meal of spaghetti out of thin air
You always have an innate knowledge of the direction of the nearest cat
Spiders implicitly trust you (you cannot speak to them, they just trust you)
You can emit the scent of any flower at will
Every time you crack your knuckles, they light up like a glowstick for 1 minute
You never stub your toe ever again
You can erase your memory of one book and reread it again for the first time
Ability to beam a catchy pop song directly into someone else’s mind
You can look at a body of water and know exactly how many fish live there
You can change your eye color at will, but only natural human eye colors
I was reading a book (about interjections, oddly enough) yesterday which included the phrase “In these days of political correctness…” talking about no longer making jokes that denigrated people for their culture or for the colour of their skin. And I thought, “That’s not actually anything to do with ‘political correctness’. That’s just treating other people with respect.”
Which made me oddly happy. I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase “politically correct” wherever we could with “treating other people with respect”, and it made me smile.
You should try it. It’s peculiarly enlightening.
I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking “Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!”
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Eleven years old. Still true.
my favorite part of souls game is how the protagonists have absolutely no idle animations. in any other game you stop and your guy looks around or checks his guns or does whatever but when you stop controlling John Souls he just stands completely still and starts thinking about the horrors
