gf: babe come over
me: i can’t my house is on fire
gf: i’m horny and wanna suck your dic..
Scrapbook pg 5 - Linda Belcher
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
text tricks; click the <html> button in the corner
<small> makes things smaller. the more <small> you use, the smaller it gets.
<big> same applies with big
<sup> makes things go up up up up
<sub> makes things go down down down down
<u> makes underlines (only seen on…
finding out that someone very hot follows you
hacking in: a story in 5 pictures