Name is Sean, I'm 21 and go to a JC in the city of Huntington Beach in Southern California.
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dulect:

gf: babe come over

me: i can’t my house is on fire

gf: i’m horny and wanna suck your dic..

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Scrapbook pg 5 - Linda Belcher

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

text tricks; click the <html> button in the corner

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<small> makes things smaller. the more <small> you use, the smaller it gets.

<big> same applies with big

<sup> makes things go up up up up

<sub> makes things go down down down down

<u> makes underlines (only seen on…

duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

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rumoko:

hacking in: a story in 5 pictures